Friday, April 26, 2013
One day my (then) boyfriend stood above me while pinching my cheeks and informed me one day he would make an honest woman out of me. And then he referenced Freebird saying to just remember that "This bird ain't a-change-in'."
It wasn't even his best white trash moment of the afternoon. That would have been when he walked around the apartment in a pair of goggles, black fingerless gloves, and a black leather biker vest he just bought off a crack head.